My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
pizza spelt its own name wrong
— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)
is it pets mart or pet smart
are we human or are we dancers
where am I
To the first question, it is Pet Smart.
Each of the words are a different color, and the ball bounces in between both of the words.
And as for the second question, we are human. Dancer is a type of profession.
that poor third person’s question wasn’t answered they’re probably still lost