vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

(Source: sizvideos, via centeringhazzyness)

who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety 

(Source: umbrhella, via f-adorable)

ihavethreepets:

meaganfanart:

broccoleafveins:

See the full footage here: Winston (kitty) takes care of Zeke (puppy) 

 
"Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him"

A cats purr vibrates at a frequency that promotes bone health and aids in healing. So the kitty is probably trying to purr him better.

(via thetalkingriceball)

mulaneysbutt:

picklesandwine:

THERE’S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA BAG

Arrested Development inspired bag on etsy! Banana fabric exterior, and lined with cash print fabric!

Keep your stuff safer than Michael kept the Bluth’s in this cute little bag!

 (gifs via thebluths)

Available on etsy by Sandy BEE Designs 

 (gif via its-arrested-development)

I DON’T THINK YOU CAN POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I NEED THIS BAG

(via brokensilence137)

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

(via f-adorable)

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)

(Source: katamarang, via bisexualfaithlehane)

123jaclyn321:

zurashisu:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thediamondthatlived:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

I don’t know. What?

a condescending con descending.

get out

That was beautiful

(via catalystindigo)

elegantbuffalo:

Skagen is the northernmost point of Denmark, where the Baltic and North Seas meet. The two opposing tides in this place can not merge because they have different densities.

(via leftpawedpolarbear)

broriarty:

francieum:

fillmyeyeswithstars:

wheelcher2:

coolpup:

is it pets mart or pet smart

are we human or are we dancers

where am I

To the first question, it is Pet Smart.

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Each of the words are a different color, and the ball bounces in between both of the words.

And as for the second question, we are human. Dancer is a type of profession.

that poor third person’s question wasn’t answered they’re probably still lost

(via wallacewellsbian)